From the sermons of Alistair Begg:
A man appeared in heaven one day. An angel approached him and tried to determine how he'd gotten there. They'd had no advance notice of him coming and so the angel asked, "Why are you here?" to which the man answered,
"I have no idea." This caused the angel some confusion so he got his supervisor over, who said,
"We don't see any baptism or churchgoing at all in your history and you seem to be a common thief. How exactly did you come to be here?" to which he replied,
"The guy on the middle cross said I could come."
And that's my story too. The Guy on the middle cross said I could come.
